Quotes (Part 1): Spring Cleaning

Before I start on the quotes, I shall second what Jerald said. And all good things come with bad things.
Good thing: Xylo + Marimba = Pwn
Bad thing: No quotes today. Sad.

Oh well then. Shall quote from the mini-clean we had quite some time ago. Mini? Debatable. Anyway here goes...

Si Kai: Give me the cloth...
Ben: Nope, I order you to not take my cloth
Kinchun: I order Si Kai to take the cloth and cut it
Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ben: Where should I squeeze the excess water from the cloth?
Kinchun: Don't. Do the congas...
Ben: Squeeze water on the congas?

Brian: Why are you... ma****ba*ing the chimes?
(Edited for censoring purposes)
Jerald: I'm not, i'm poledancing, duh...

Ben: Cleaning instruments? Lets clean the tables!

List of polished and shiny instruments:
1) Glock
2) Chimes
3) Vibes (bottom half)
4) More xD

Ok thats it for now, shall come up more soon.

And don't come late for band, as far as possible. RUN to the band room if you know you're late/almost late.